While my lovely girlfriend and I make breakfast in the morning, we like to have something to watch going in the background. I turned on some Mighty Morphin Power Rangers but halfway through the first Putty fight, she turns it off, flips through Netflix for a while and lands on Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead. Holy Shit, a new Champion has emerged.
This movie has EVERYTHING. Puking, farting, schoolgirl uniforms, a shower scene, teen suicide, completely over-the-top action sequences, a nerd, shit, tits, evil scientists, a van full of sexy teens, drugs, a flying eyeball, etc. etc. etc.
If you're looking for a thoroughly entertaining hour and twenty minutes, I can not recommend Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead highly enough.
Sometimes we all fear getting ripped apart at the molecular level just to be reassembled mere feet, to possibly THOUSANDS of miles away. ...